Tweet talk: Desi ways to die

@pankajsabnani
Travel by trains frequently. Every few days there's a train accident

@lindsaypereira
Walk past Salman Khan dressed as a blackbuck

@shivanimisra
Ramm your bike on a lightpost trying to avoid a cow, pig, dog, pigeon or any other creature on the road!!

@Arpitaappu
friends make you watch ram gopal verma ki aag..when i want to run away from theatre

@FaruKazi
Squatting on the English pot in the Indian way and falling inside. Dhadam!

@zalak_t
Join Engineering college

@bombaydude
Going for a Rajnikanth movie in Chennai, and proclaiming loudly that Kamal Hassan is better !!

@Enigmatic_wings
Go and sit in the female compartment of Delhi Metro

@MoezMunir
Dying of shame because you never became a doctor

@the_brahminator
Watch a Himesh Reshammiya movie. With subtitles

@Purba_Ray
Watch Bol Bachchan 3 times in a row

@PardeepSengh
auntie Ji gives you money. If you accept it then your parents kill you. If you don't accept it, the auntie kills you. Screwed

@Za1d
Interrupt your mom while she's watching a drama

@HadiKhanvict
Doing the Shah Rukh Khan chaya chaya on top of a train and bam into a tunnel!

‏@IndianProbz
Get hit by a rickshaw, then get run over by a street cow

@paulchowdhry
Try changing the channel on TV while your dad is watching the news

@djharpz
Being punched by Sunny Deol and flying half way across the world .. Classic Bollywood moment LOLL

@SnehaDhakan
You make a joke that some friend of yours is getting married to Uday Chopra

@Sushant_D
Be in the Indian cricket team and lose a match against Pak, Aus, Srilanka or anyone...

@ChelC_FrosT
Under arm smell from overcrowded Mumbai local train, especially when you are short

@WeChatIndia
Have lots and lots of green chillies and red chillies aur phir lock yourself in a room. :P

@Lady_Bheem
Ishq karke , As the song clearly states --> 'Tere ishq me marjava '

@rahulsingh5385
Fall in a borewell .... or in love .... whatever .....

@mageshmagi
Love and get engage the same girl!!!

@paidlukkha
Waiting hopefully for India to declare death sentence to Kasab

@MianAbdulHasib
Chul'lu bhar pani me dhoob marna

@darkside313
Jump in front of Salman or any other Khans' car...u00a0