15 September,2010 08:41 AM IST | | Kumar Saurav
If words are all you've, what's written ahead can changeu00a0 your fate
Only when you talk, will you bed him or her. But to initiate a dialogue, that too when your intentions are not right is a tough task. However, if you use a not-so-straightforward pick-up line and furnish it with a smart tweak, who knows you might be rocking her bed tonight. Now that you've got the hint of the formula, read on as we give you a step-by-step explanation of these lines.
The right ingredients
No Tom, Dick or Harry can walk up to a girl, say, "I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?" and walk with her to the nearest corner to fulfil his desires. So what is it that you need to strike the chord? A great sense of humour, bindaas attitude and in-sync body language are the passwords for such naught ventures where you want to play with words. Fluency is another element, but it comes only with time. At no point should you sound like despos or nymphomaniacs, who're always hunting.
Do the ground work
So that you don't look like a looser at the act, chalk out a plan before approaching someone. Soak in the flavour of the venue, spot easy targets; keenly observe their body language, sense of humour and attire. A girl in salwar-kameez might back fire but the one wearing a tattoo or micro minis might welcome your witty side. Don't disturb someone who's accompanied by a hulk-like male friend or preachy best female friends.
Pick the right words
Internet, friends, books, text messages - these could be some of the sources of the smartest pickup lines. But just finding the right words isn't enough; you also need to know how to use them. To break the ice, crack a joke, talk about the ambience, praise the cloths she's wearing and do everything else to make sure that the conversation continues. Lines that work for girls wouldn't work boys too so keep that in mind. Also, don't say something that makes her feel inferior. Remember, you want to impress not suppress.
Be warned
One-liners are not sure shot formulae to cajole the sexy lass. So try it only if you don't fear a backfire, few tight slaps and not-so-soothing words. So don't try it if you start feeling 'wet', the moment someone looks at you with anger. Also, if you're a girl, try to avoid people who're extremely enthusiastic about your bent. Else, the trouble may be approaching you.
Get brownie points
Don't forget to make her feel 'targeted' by making repeated eye contacts before approaching her. If your eyeballs charm her, she'll revert with a smirk. Don't be shy because there're girls and boys around waiting to meet and greet new people.u00a0
20 pick up lines to chose from
1.u00a0Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.
2. I'm bigger and better than the Titanic. Only 200 women went down on the Titanic.
3. Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
4. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.
5. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? Or you want to go upstairs and talk.u00a0
6. I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.u00a0
7. I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need.
8. Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
9. I'm on fire, can I run through your sprinkler?
10. Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.
11. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see my-self in your pants.
12. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
13. Do you want to see something swell?
14. If you were my homework, I'd do you on the table.
15. What has 144 teeth and holds up the hulk?u00a0 My zipper.
16. Let's name one of your legs Thanksgiving and the other Christmas. That way I can come to visit you between the holidays.
17. Let's play fireman. I'll be the hose and you be the fire.
18. My guns are locked and loaded and they are aimed right at you
19. I hope you know my name, because I'll make you scream in sometime. 20.If you were a door, I'd bang you all night.
20. I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
