12 June,2009 09:40 AM IST | | MiD DAY Correspondent
That's what a new video on Youtube aims to do, give users tips on how to tell real breasts from fake ones
Everything can be faked smile, sorrow and obviously breasts. And anything fake can be painfully disastrous. How will you know that your girlfriend or the one you're going to marry has forged sensuality?
Help is at hand and who better to give you gyaan on fake or for that matter real breasts than a Playboy bunny.
You don't need to touch them to know whether the girl you are eyeing is faking it or not.
A well-endowed Playboy bunny demonstrates in the 2.43-minute video on Youtube eight ways to differentiate breasts that have been under the knife from the ones that are god-gifted. However, to be sure of the assumption you need time to observe.
The fourth trick says that real breasts move and bounce and change shape according to the pace and type of body movements but fake ones don't. Then, manufactured in heaven pieces are never of the same size, but implants look identical like brothers from the same mother. The sixth step of identification is that there are some natural marks under the breasts, near the armpits and near the nipples things that are absent in fake ones. Also, natural breasts are soft but 'made ones' are tough like rocku2026 well not exactly that hard.
The video was posted on June 1 and has already 2,49,492 views. It has a four- and-a-half star rating, which translates to 'awesome'.
Signs of a bad implants
>>Distance between the breasts is wider
>>One is noticeably higher than the other
>>While one nipple looks east, the other west
Trivia
>>During WW I, goat's milk or paraffin wax were injected directly into the chests of Japanese prostitutes.
>>97 per cent of all breast implants have been done by white women
>>In the early 1970s there were 50-60 thousand breast implants done in the United States
>>When the US banned these implants in 1992, breast implant firm Dow Corning had to file for bankruptcy in 1995
>>Porn Star Lolo Ferrari underwent 22 surgeries to make her breasts 73 inches around