15 April,2010 08:41 AM IST | | Namita Gupta
We, women, love verbal communication, we beat around the bush, talk about our feelings, while our men would get lost at such times
Oh, come on, haven't you all been with a guy, at least once, who felt absolutely nothing while he was ramming you. Aaargh! I bet some of your men don't even know what colour your eyes are.
And how they get hard at such inappropriate times is another tale. You're at a friend's mourning and you ask him if he wanted to go to the next room for a quickie. Any woman would bet her ass that her man would limp the whole way down to the room covering up his instant hard-on. The only man incapable of not thinking with his right head on is, umm, probably a dead man.
Have you ever asked your man for something (well anything), when he was tired, only to have your head chopped off, but when you catch up with him later that evening after great sex, he was only too happy to give in?
That doesn't mean we behave like sex kittens to see our men going our ways (psst! most men would give a thumbs up on this strategy though, to bring out the best in him)? We, women love verbal communication, we beat around the bush, talk about our feelings, can rave and rant for hours, while our men would get lost at such times.
Men are like dogs they like stuff short and sweet and as long as their wrong head (read: their only head) gets the bone they're all too happy. Haven't we seen often men having sex in their brains? I remember reading about a survey somewhere, which had 28 men and women look at erotic pics, while an MRI took scans of their brains. The subjects looked at arousing photographs of couples in sexual positions, sexually attractive nudes of the opposite sex, and at pics of them in non-sexual situations. On analysis they found that two areas of the brain were more activated in men than in women, when in identical sexual stimuli.
Don't get paralysed when you hear, "Candles are pass , bring on the condoms." Need I say more?u00a0
