Hum gill de chuke sanam

As another Monday rolls around and a working week unfolds, it is time to let the day begin with the lightness of a helium filled balloon. Something to dispel those Monday morning blues, we think the time is ripe for some tripe and so this columnist is wondering...

Whether one packet of butter tells the other; you're one slippery customer aren't you?
Munni Badnaam Hui and Sheila Ki Jawaani which one is more popular will become a national debate to be discussed in the Assembly and one party shouting Munni while the other saying: Sheila
Whether one pair of skates tells another, Well, I think we should let the good times roll.

Whether Mukesh Ambani's residence, Antilia, will become a world Dhirubhai Ambani 'Heir'itage spot?

Whether those who are probing the telecom scam can be termed as Radia-logists

Whether one Nano sings to another, Nano karte pyaar tumhi se kar baithe, karna tha inkaar magar ikraar kar baithe

Why people call themselves actors after having acted in one movie in a role that lasts precisely 90 seconds, claims they have a fan following and they will get mobbed if they do not wear their sunglasses in a dark room
Whether one fish tells another, Hum gill de chuke sanam

Whether the gondolas of Venice gliding over the water whisper to each other, I think this one needs a root canal.

Whether Qatar should open a Maharashtrian style breakfast, saying to each other: Poha in Doha

Whether one rabbit sighs to another and says looks like I am having a bad hare day?

Whether kids earlier said doctor, lawyer, teacher even fireman but now say: 'The House of Bigg Boss inmate' when they are asked what would they like to be when they grow up?

Why Santa will have to pay the Bandra to Worli Sea Link toll when he comes into the city this Christmas or would he get an exemption?

Whether an artist would paint a picture of the current volcano spewing grey ash and plumes of smoke in Ecqaudor and call it the picture of Ecqua-Dorian Gray

Whether a bag of peanuts tells another, Well you know, Sing is king like they say.

Why French President Nicolas Sarkozy (to be in the city tomorrow) is not advised to take wife Carla Bruni for a date of Mumbai style maska-pav (Re 1 extra for jam) so thatu00a0 he can make an official declaration: better than French toast.
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Why are you reading this tripe, anyway?