Rain of terror

So how do you find the weather?"

"Shut up!"

"No, seriously!"

"OK, I go outside and there it is."

"Wow! At least your sense of humour is dry. But I told you to get an umbrella."

"Dude, I just got splashed by a Santro and a blueline. You really think an umbrella would have helped?"

"At least you wouldn't have had to show your face in public."

"I could borrow one from Kalmadi."

"He's borrowed them himself, for big money."

"I could hand him a rain cheque. But seriously dude, I can't walk around looking like a wet dream!"

"Just keep moving. There's something called evaporation."

"Yeah, but I don't think there's going to be any with all this precipitation."

"Well on the bright side, all the dust from the CWG constructions has settled down."

"But they tell me there's excess liquidity in the markets. It is at the one in my neighbourhood."

"Watch out for that puddle!"

"Thanks! Just take your time. No need to rush with information like that."

"Sorry dude! You want to empty out your boots?"

"Naah! I have no feeling in my legs anyway."

"That can't be good."

"I swear the weather report said clear sunny afternoon, humidity at 30 per cent. Don't they ever get it right?"

"Probably the last accurate forecast was when God told Noah there was a 100 per cent chance of precipitation."

"Yeah, the guy is talented. No one else would have thought of inventing global warming and climate change. I was completely overwhelmed while watching this movie recently ufffd"

"An Inconvenient Truth?"

"Ice Age 2."

"I think Bush had the solution. He said we can lower the temperature dramatically just by moving from Fahrenheit to Celsius."

"And Obama gets the Nobel. Dude, I ufffd"

"Manhole!"

"Where? Oh, this one!"

"No, I was pointing at that old guy showing his butt crack. Will you just be a bit more careful?"

"Dude, I can't walk here! Will they fine me if I step onto the Games lane?"

"I'm not sure. Hey, there's a bus!"

"OK! Thanks man! I'll see you once the CWG is over. Bye!"

"Dude! Don't forget your shoe!"