In case you haven't as yet heard the Tiger Woods puns some corny doing the rounds here for the past few days
In case you haven't as yet heard the Tiger Woods puns -- some corny --u00a0doing the rounds here for the past few days, here are a few for your enjoyment, with apologies to the legend's legion of diehard fans:
1 Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.
2u00a0 What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
3 Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
4 What was Tiger Woods and his wife were doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They'd gone clubbing.
5 Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.
6 Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
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7 This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards.
8 Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had, so Gillette has dropped his contract.
9 Tiger Woods is so rich that he can own lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
10 Did you hear Phil Mickelson called Tiger's wife asking how to beat him?
11 Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said: "I don't know exactly. Eight, maybe nineu00a0... put me down for a five."
12 What do Tiger and a seal cub have in common? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.
