11 March,2011 07:41 AM IST | | Agencies
He's currently unemployed after being fired from Two And A Half Men on Monday, but it looks like Charlie Sheen may have found a new vocation. Taking his media blitz one step further, the father-of-five has hosted a spoof cookery show for the FunnyOrDie.com website.
'Winning'! Charlie Sheen.
In a new hilarious cooking show spoof courtesy of Funny or Die, Sheen takes his popular philosophies to the kitchen to cook up some winning recipes. He said, "Face it, I'm living the life of a rock star, Vatican assassin, and if you eat like me, you can be like me." He also added, "I don't cook food, I will it."
His meal consisted of a salad made of only one tomato and a steak he throws on the grill that he says requires "moderate to intense observation." "Winners stalk and kill their own food without earthly weapons," the actor instructed during his show.
After cooking up his meal, a cautionary message is read by Sheen who said, "Warning, the taste of Charlie Sheen has the potential to make your soul weep." As Sheen was filming at home, a porn star arrived with a special delivery from adult entertainment company Brazzers. Actress Britney Amber turned up with a large box addressed to Sheen while wearing a T-shirt reading Charlie's Goddess.
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Rob Lowe will not be replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men because he is all tied up with Parks and Recreation, the show's executive producer has revealed. Sheen endorsed Lowe in an interview after having shot down John Stamos as his successor.
