Robber served justice at hairdresser's hands

Here's a delectable Russian yarn, dear reader, to enliven your monsoon Sunday morning.

The attempted robbery of a hairdresser became a three-day sex ordeal for a would-be thief, leaving him with torn genitals and a Viagra hangover.

IT website The Register reports that a man, known as Viktor, tried to rob a hairdresser in the Russian town of Meshchovsk.

Twenty-eight-year-old Olga, the owner of the salon, agreed to hand over the takings but, in the process of ostensibly handing him the money, used her karate skills to knock him to the ground and tie him up with a hairdryer cord.

Locking the attempting burglar in the storeroom, she told colleagues she would call the police.

Exercising a lady's prerogative to change her mind, Olga, instead, stripped him and fastened him to a heater with a pair of "fluffy" pink handcuffs.

Feeding him Viagra, Olga raped him several times over the next four days.

When finally released, Viktor went to hospital for treatment for his torn frenulum and reported his tormentor to the police. Olga, in turn, reported Viktor for robbery when arrested.

"What a b''tard," she complained.

"Yes," she admitted in a statement that reflected her rough and ready administration of justice, "we had sex a couple of times. But I've bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."

Viktor was apparently grateful for small mercies. He admitted he had been fed well.

Vive la difference!

Source: The Telegraph, Sydney