19 January,2013 01:06 AM IST | | Agencies
> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian he would say the dope was Ayurvedic medicine
> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian the only cycling he'd have done would have been from home to coaching class
> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian Asaram bapu would have said that the anti-doping authorities should spare him if he calls them âBhaiya'!
> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian he would be rushing very early every morning to throw newspapers into every home.
> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian his effigies would be burning in some town by some people who'd not be knowing who he is
> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian "Ornob, Ornob, I withdraw my Tour De France titles", we would have heard tonight
> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian He would be dancing in Nach Baliye, instead of confessing to Oprah.
> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian he would still be a cyclist. The kind that delivers milk to households early in the morning
> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian Madhur Bhandarkar would announce the release of a film called âCycle.' He would say it was about a cyclist.
> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian he would be a pizza delivery boy. No other scope. Of course he would deliver every order within 30 mins!
> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian he would say the dope was Ayurvedic medicine
> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian he would have got more endorsements & film roles after admitting to doping
> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian he would not have confessed... sorry!
> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian Colors channel would have signed him for BIGG BOSS Season 7
> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian he would have helped India cricketers Rohit Sharma and Ravindra Jadeja with
âperformance enhancing drugs'u00a0
