Here are ten hilarious, slice-of-life tweets from cricketer-turned-commentator Sanjay Manjrekar's stable that will you in splits and make you wonder if he ever wanted to be a stand-up comedian
10 times 'stand-up comedian' Sanjay Manjrekar made us ROFL
Cricketer-turned-commentator Sanjay Manjrekar was known for his correct technique and using the straight bat during his playing days.
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But since retirement he has been batting on Twitter, but unlike his cricketing days, he doesn't use the straight bat on the micro-blogging site.
The 51-year-old is known for his wit in the commentary box and on Twitter.
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Well, the former India cricketer took the micro-blogging site on Sunday and posted a video and one-liner that was 'inspired' by the great Dr Martin Luther King's 'I have a dream' speech.
His tweet will pull at the heart-strings of all Mumbaikars since he talks about clean waters at Gateway of India.
"I have a dream, yes, I have a dream" That the waters at Gateway Of India are as clean as this. #Antigua pic.twitter.com/Ti2Y3e3clG
— Sanjay Manjrekar (@sanjaymanjrekar) July 24, 2016
Here are nine other times the former Mumbai cricketer has left us in split with his witty one-liners:
India have said to WI, "Muqarar". Bat again and bat better this time.ðÂÂu00c2u009fÂÂu00c2u0098ÂÂu00c2u0089
— Sanjay Manjrekar (@sanjaymanjrekar) July 23, 2016
My daughter once said"I loathe cricket".Today my son was telling my daughter, a test match duration is 4 days.I have failed as a parent!ðÂÂu00c2u009fÂÂu00c2u0098©
— Sanjay Manjrekar (@sanjaymanjrekar) July 9, 2016
The flat peaches on the right are the Rahul Dravid amongst peaches. Extremely underrated. pic.twitter.com/xPpr9ZcSSv
— Sanjay Manjrekar (@sanjaymanjrekar) July 15, 2016
More than Sourav, I think Ravi is miffed with the rejection. It's a new experience for him. BCCI have made the better choice as coach.
— Sanjay Manjrekar (@sanjaymanjrekar) June 29, 2016
It was great fun raising my kids till I lost them to their mobile phones ðÂÂu00c2u009fÂÂu00c2u0098ÂÂu00c2u0094
— Sanjay Manjrekar (@sanjaymanjrekar) June 21, 2016
Quality of life depends a lot on how good the Wifi is ðÂÂu00c2u009fÂÂu00c2u0098ÂÂu00c2u0089
— Sanjay Manjrekar (@sanjaymanjrekar) July 5, 2016
Tonight it's Mathew Hayden's turn to listen to Sidhu on Extraa innings.ðÂÂu00c2u009fÂÂu00c2u0098ÂÂu00c2u008a
— Sanjay Manjrekar (@sanjaymanjrekar) May 21, 2016
A man came upto me, & took my autograph. I thanked him profusely for that. #SelfieKaZamana
— Sanjay Manjrekar (@sanjaymanjrekar) May 7, 2016
Wondering...should I have the boiled egg or the pouched egg? pic.twitter.com/s3ePHCf9JV
— Sanjay Manjrekar (@sanjaymanjrekar) April 15, 2016
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