02 March,2011 08:15 AM IST | | Agencies
Charlie Sheen's crazy rants show in his many interviews. Here, we give you extracts from two. One with The Today Show and the other from RadarOnline. Here goes...
The Today Show
On how special he is: "I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."
On his children reading about his exploits: "Talk about an education. That's the guy, and he's our dad, and we can get all the answers and the truth? Wow, winning. That's how you perceive it."
On suing CBS if they don't hire him back at $3 million per episode plus a $20 million signing bonus: "They picked a fight with a warlock."
RadarOnline
On his dad comparing his addiction to cancer: "Okay, Pop. Walk through a cancer ward right now and find anyu00a0 motherf''''' who look like me."
On the cast and crew of Two and a Half Men losing work: "Well, I feel bad but it's not my fault so I'm not going to make any apologies."
On CBS citing his conduct and condition for canceling the show: "My conduct is bitchin', my condition is perfect so ufffd I don't know what they're talking about."
On what he'll do next: "The five films I've been offered in the last like eight minutes. I could entertain the 14 book deals I've got sitting on the table. I'm not going to be sitting around."
Following his interview with Today, Charlie agreed to a live stream with TMZ that resulted in his publicist quitting immediately after the interview ended.
Which is understandable when your client sits in a house full of porn stars, points out his children in house and then proceeds to say, "Everyone here is parenting the kids."
ALSO Heard: Charlie Sheen thinks the rumour about John Stamos replacing him on Two and a Half Men is a "tragic joke."
