Bhuj The Pride of India
Dir: Abhishek Dudhaiya
on: Disney+ Hotstar
Cast: Ajay Devgn, Sonakshi Sinha
Rating: 1/5

Oh yeah, let’s start with Yahya. This film does. I mean General Yahya Khan, Pak Prez during 1971 Indo-Pak war. In a half-lit room, sunlight beaming, he’s aghast by the Indian Army taking over what was then East Pakistan (now Bangladesh). How dare they, Yahya yelps: “After all, for 400 years, we ruled them at joote ki nokh (under our boots).” 

Strange, because Pakistan only got created in 1947. Unless of course he means Mughal rule, which is stranger still, for a dictator of Pashtun origin to say! 
His minions nod nonetheless as he orders them to take over West India, so he can clear out the East, with Mrs Indira Gandhi, over tea. Attack, Yahya yells, like Captain Zatak—effectively setting the tone for deliberate mindlessness, minus that Mogambo, to follow.