Movie Name: Tiger 3
Director: Maneesh Sharma
Actors: Salman Khan, Katrina Kaif
Rating: 1.5/5

Pathaan (i.e. Shah Rukh Khan) makes a longish appearance in Tiger 3. That’s not a spoiler. It’s the only reason you’ll watch this film, if at all. I’ve done the festival needful for Bhai—sat full-frontal row, first day show.

And felt nothing at all, throughout, but for that SRK cameo sequence, set on a vertigo inducing bridge, with mountains on both sides, as the two heroes fly around to hold on to a chopper, with whistles blowing at my cinema. This is SRK’s Pathaan, as much rescuing Tiger, from a Pakistani prison, as the audience itself from this film.