Updated On: 09 March, 2025 07:07 AM IST | Mumbai | Rahul da Cunha
“Yeah l know men, he’s dat fallow from Krain, his name is like Zelin Misqiutta, my turd cuzzin from Dadar near de TT only.”

Illustration/Uday Mohite
Lobo Lobo went to the White House. He was disallowed at the front gates as the Secret Service agents escorted him out of the door. Not one to be intimidated, and calling upon his years of shimmying up drainpipes to fix dish antennae, Lobo Lobo went up the Oval Office balcony and into the interiors.
Unfortunately, he bumped straight into the orange-haired President.