A cheese roll

Welcome to Cooperrsquos Hill England where sanity took a backseat and a 3 kg wheel of cheese became everyonersquos Roman Empire on MondayEvery year absolute legends and questionable decisionmakers gather to chase cheese down a hill so steep itrsquos basically vertical The goal Beat the cheese So one can go faceplanting into grass while the crowd cheers like itrsquos the OlympicsThe second time defending champion Tom Kopke of Munich said he risked his life for his cheese Back to back PicsInstagrammashableThis yearrsquos champ London dairy queen Ava Slender Logan who literally had to clutch her head as she rolled over a dozen times and more Go girl ldquoI will probably feel it tomorrowrdquo she said ldquoIt felt quite long coming down and then I hit my head Irsquom down thatrsquos what matters Irsquom finerdquo From the menrsquos side Tom Kopke of Munich was king of Cooperrsquos Hill ldquoAll the people at the top said they were going to steal my title but this is minerdquo a shirtless Kopke declared as he caressed his circle of cheese ldquoI risked my life for this Itrsquos my cheese Back to backrdquoMeanwhile medics were on standby for all the walking bruises dressed as competitors Honestly itrsquos less a sport and more of a 10year oldrsquos fever dream But hey if flinging yourself off a hill for dairy glory isnrsquot peak Gen Z energy what is3 kilosweight of the wheel of cheese that they chased down the hillReal Steel WWEFour G1 robots went headtohead at the Mecha Fighting Series under the watchful eye of a human referee who saved the robots from falling apart in the ring PicYoutubechriswabsForget scifi mdash China just hosted the worldrsquos first humanoid robot kickboxing match and itrsquos giving major Real Steel vibes Unitreersquos G1 bots standing 4rsquo3rdquo and weighing 35 kg squared off in Hangzhou jabbing and kicking under human control Sponsored by China Media Group the event showcased these botsrsquo balance and recovery skills One even got KOrsquod after an eight second count They donrsquot breathe though While their moves were basic itrsquos a glimpse into a future where robots might headline UFC events Pray the Undertaker doesnrsquot meet themNot falling for thisIced green tea and liberal cowboys include few of the propoganda the Internet is falling for PicInstagramblakeloveschaiTherersquos a trend where creators call out the propaganda theyrsquore falling for and what theyrsquore not Itrsquos peak satire mdash think ldquofalling for iced coffeerdquo ldquonot falling for 9to5srdquo Itrsquos Gen Zrsquos way of sideeyeing societal norms with humour and a hint of existential dread Moustaches Guilty The propaganda to not fall for SportsLiving inside artThis is the residence of Dr Sami Angwal You read that right A house not a museum Dr Angwal a renowned Saudi architect is located in Jeddah The home is a living example of cultural fusion mdash with mindbending details The vibrant green mosaics and the open atrium with natural lighting is a deadly view for onersquos eyes PicInstagramtherealnurtleWorld is endinghellip againCassie proclaims she can speak to the otherworld which apparently knows when the world is ending PiciStockA woman by the name Cassie on the Internet claims a ghostrsquos been DMing her for 12 years dropping the ultimate spoiler the world ends tomorrow No pressure right She insists itrsquos been a whole vibe mdash just her and her husband chatting about doomsday with a cute Ouija board So if Earth does go poof well we had a headsup Itrsquos not the first time the world will end If not maybe itrsquos just ghosting season Never say never thoughToothbrush snitchPiciStockA UK woman caught her husband cheating mdash thanks to their smart toothbrush app She noticed brushing logs at odd hours when he was ldquoat workrdquo Turns out he was having an affair at home during those times Smart devices keeping tabs and busting lies OK in a canPiciStockDid you know lsquoCocaColarsquo is the second most recognised word in the world after lsquoOKrsquo Naturally in peak 1990s chaos Coke decided to own both by launching a drink called OK Soda It had cryptic slogans like ldquoWhatrsquos the point of OKrdquo grayscale comicart cans and was marketed to teens No one vibed with it and the drink was off shelves in just two years OK byeA protein roadPicFacebokWest Seneca Police DepartmentIn West Seneca NY a truck spilled a ton of soybean powder all over the highway Drivers suddenly found themselves sliding through a giant accidental smoothie Cops were like ldquoAvoid the Soy Slip lsquon Sliderdquo Cleanuprsquos on mdash because no one wants to crash in a soy latte