Bollywood’s power couple, Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan, lit up the Cannes film festival, looking as if they had come straight out of a happily-ever-after movie. A few hours later, AB Junior tweeted: “I make her look good!! Then again... anybody compared to me will look good (sic).” Cute.

This one’s the, ummm, #awkwardface picture