Stolen

Action; A

Dir: Simon West

Actors: Nicolas Cage,u00a0Josh Lucas, Malin Akerman, Sami Gayle u00a0

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What do you get when you take the already ludicrous plot of Liam Neeson’s Taken and put Nicholas Cage in it? Theoretically, an over-the-top guilty pleasure of a camp fest. Sadly, in this case we get Stolen, a rather retarded cousin of Taken.

Directed by Simon West, who made the fun Con Air and the recent (terrible but also fun) The Expendables 2¸Stolen is so behind the curve. It’s hilarious. We have Nic Cage as Will, a heist grandmaster who teams up with Vincent (Josh Lucas) for a failed robbery that results in his imprisonment and Vincent’s death.