'Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan' movie review: ChatGPT scripted this Sallu flick!

Movie name Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki JaanDirector Farhad SamjiActors Salman Khan Pooja HegdeRating 25Mind the gap but if you must know Bhai aka Salman Khan 57 plays his age in his latest Eid release Consider that in the film he lost out on love once to never findattempt it again Who was the girlBhagya as in Bhagyashree mdash appearing as herself with her husband Himalaya and son Abhimanyu getting engaged Even the lsquoMere rang meinrsquo song sequence from Maine Pyar Kiya 1989 with Bhai and Bhagyashree plays on screenHe has remained single since Bhai couldnrsquot move cities for Bhagyashree after all Multiple drone shots tilting to Connaught Place suggest Bhai lives in Delhi Also he has brothers mdash total nalayaks losers by the look of it who worship him nonetheless mdash that he must take care ofIt is selfreferential stuff like this that I walk into a Salman picture for Theyrsquore for his fans formerly known as lsquobhaitardsrsquo Irsquom not a cardcarrying member But FOMO is a real thingOver decades Salman the patron saint of north Indiarsquos single men mdash his nickname reveals his disproportionately large male following mdash has also offered precious relationship advise through his filmsHere he concedes that while 999 per cent women are good people if a rotten egg from that remaining o1 per cent was in your destiny mdash yoursquore finished Be warned Be safeWhat to do with his three lsquochomursquo brothers named Love Ishq Mo though While Bhai was busy ldquolegs aur chest marnerdquo in the gym boys landed girls named Chahat Sukoon Muskaan from the mohalla Now how do they mate Until they find for Bhai another girl named Bhagya They do Thatrsquos Pooja Hegde 32 SortedBhai to be fair is also a stuckup kinda guy mdash lirsquol idea of romance terrible at cooking dances like hersquos lsquogymmingrsquo mdash having spent his life raising three boys like his own This bit is straight out of Satte Pe Satta 1982 which in turn was lifted from Seven Brides for Seven Brothers 1954Also Read Salman Khan fans call Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan Eid ki Eidi as they gather for first day first show at GaietyThe rest of this movie produced by Bhai most likely ghostwritten directed by him as well seems scripted by ChatGPT If not all his future films should beWhich as you can tell are meant to be like his past films in any case With lipsyncing songs of multiple street genres and massy tastes mdash therersquos usually one with English lyrics and soft vocals for the lsquoclassesrsquo Canrsquot go wrongThatrsquos between actionstunt sequences mdash the lsquomoneyshotrsquo here is set in Delhi metro with VFX the quality of Shaktimaan Bhairsquos entry involves him in long locks from Suryavanshi 1992 jumping off a building with his jacket flying in the air that he gets into in one motion soon as he landsAn occasional feature is actor Satish Kaushik showing up for a small part mdash just being himself only making sure hersquos dressed differently adding sufficient smiles to whatever is going on As he does as Nadeem Chacha in this film We will miss him foreverThe specific prompt to ChatGPT here though wouldrsquove been Write a Bhai picture that could also go panIndia What must writers of this film who will soon be replaced by ChatGPT figureForemost Shah Rukh Khanrsquos similarly wonky Chennai Express 2013 for tracks to shoot lungi dancesteps on and that can hopefully go viral Yo Yo Honey Singh for closing credits down to the interval slate that says ldquoWelcome to south of Indiardquo Which is where the filmrsquos second half is shot specifically in whatrsquos supposed to be AndhraTelanganaThis is where the great Telugu hero Venkatesh arrives Bollywood audiences of my vintage watched him first with Karisma Kapoor in Anari 1993 Decades later we saw him recently in the Netflix series Rana NaiduIsnrsquot he born with the most genialaffable screen presence regardless of how ghastly his role Here he plays the nonviolent brother of Pooja Hegde whorsquos a much huger Telugu star herself Ram Charan does a cameo in a songThis SouthNorth swap is happening because South blockbusters Pushpa KGF etc are currently being seen as the North Star for Indian boxoffice Whether southern audiences will accept a north Indian hero as their own star which is the only way to widen the Bollywood base Irsquom not sureLikewise Irsquom quite certain the pull for South films that Hindispeaking audiences augmented to panIndia blockbusters wasnrsquot so much for the stars either As for the kind of film they wished to watch and found Hindi cinema lacking inSalman is the closest approximation to a serious South ka hero for North audiences anyway Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan is evidently inspired by the Tamil Ajith starrer Veeram 2014Not that anybody asked for advice mdash the next big panIndia or even global blockbuster from Bombay if at all will come from genuineauthentic madness at a grand scale like Baahubali RRR Rather than a hero feeding his audiencebase with ChatGPT stuff Just sayingWhich is to take away nothing from the cultural phenomenon for an Eidi that a Bhai film is Wonrsquot lie Irsquove missed it on the big screen all along Last one was probably Radhe 2021 which premiered on TV due to the pandemic In fact even critics like me typing secondrate sitdown comedy for reviews is part of that annualised ritualI chose not to watch this firstday firstshow firstrow mdash done it too many times Skipped singlescreen cinema too Got lazy to head to the cityrsquos swankiest multiplex mdash havenrsquot done that yet for a Salman filmSettled for a midlevel neighbourhood multiplex But there was no one inside Too early Itrsquos not Eid yet Not coming back though Happy bhaiday to you in advance then

'Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan' movie review: ChatGPT scripted this Sallu flick!

Movie name: Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan
Director: Farhad Samji
Actors: Salman Khan, Pooja Hegde
Rating: 2/5

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'Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan' movie review: ChatGPT scripted this Sallu flick!

Movie name: Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki JaanDirector: Farhad SamjiActors: Salman Khan, Pooja HegdeRating: 2/5

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Movie name: Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan
Director: Farhad Samji
Actors: Salman Khan, Pooja Hegde
Rating: 2/5