Charlie Sheen's crazy rants show in his many interviews. Here, we give you extracts from two. One with The Today Show and the other from RadarOnline. Here goes...

The Today Show

On how special he is: "I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."

On his children reading about his exploits: "Talk about an education. That's the guy, and he's our dad, and we can get all the answers and the truth? Wow, winning. That's how you perceive it."