Dear Diana,
I have this huge crush on this lovely, sweet, cute guy, but he has no idea of my existence because he's in love with my friend. He has very publicly fancied her for the last three years, but she's not interested in anything other than being friends with him. Obviously, it's quite upsetting for me and I don't really know what to do. Is there any point in me trying to pursue this? If so, how?

Name withheld

Dear Friend,
Go out with someone else. Unavailability usually triggers the response you're looking from this guy. You know how people always crave what they can't have? He's played that game long enough. It's time you did and saw if he bit the bait. If not, you'll have got your answer. No point getting upset over this guy if he can't be bothered with acknowledging you. Just saying...

Man of my dreams isn't so... physically

Dear Diana,
I'm being shallow about the man of my dreams. He's everything I could ask for! He just isn't all I would like physically.