Care for a Pawar Puff Girl? Mumbai chefs' quirky dishes for politicians

Dum Laloo and Pawar Puff GirlsDum Laloo named after Lalu Prasad Yadav will be inspired from Bihar This burger would be a crossover of Indian and American cuisines as we mix a Boti Bihari Chicken Masala in the patty that is made of Laloo Aloos in a bread made of sattu toasted gramflour common in Bihar batterTherersquos also the Pawar Puff Girls for Sharad Pawar a troika of shots mdash teekha meetha and khatta These colourful shots will include flavours that women tend to love like Caiprioska Mojito and a Tequila SunriseAnand Morwani executive chef cofounder BrewBot Eatery and Pub BreweryRaga Muffins and Farooq ShakesI will dedicate a Raga Muffin to Rahul Gandhi It would be a mix of sweet salty and spicy Itrsquos a muffin that surprises you like RaGa surprises each time he speaks I would add little sea salt on top and finely chopped birdrsquos eye chilli in the batter or mix in Gochujang for an Asian hit Therersquos also Farooq Shake my take on freak shakes named after Farooq Abdullah made with vanilla ice cream a Kahwa tea base and saffron Tanai Shirali former chef amp director of operations Bellona HospitalityDemonetised beetroot cutlets Pink is the lsquoinrsquo colour thanks to Modi jirsquos new currency note Where there is Modi ji therersquos got to be Amit Shah Demonetised beetroot cutlets with saffron chutney on the side as we canrsquot do without a side from Mr Shah GST Gathia Sev Tomato This dish is an ode to Arun Jaitley as wersquove been hearing many statements from him Yadav Ghotala This spin on the classic keema ghotala has to go to the sparring fatherson duo from Uttar Pradesh Atul Khatri standup comedian and foodieShashi KalakandKalakand which is an Indian dessert made out of paneer is always eaten fresh And since Sasikala has just made her debut in Tamil Nadu politics I believe itrsquos a fitting nameSona Bahadur independent journalist and former editor of BBC Good Food IndiaPappudelle alla BaloneyPappu being Rahul Gandhirsquos nickname I would name this dish modelled on the pappardelle alla bolognese It is a comforting Italian preparation but ultimately comes with a whole lot of baloney Siddharth Kashyap chefowner The Boston ButtPatriotic PaanThis is a brew that wersquore introducing as Republic Day special Itrsquos a German Pale Ale with great golden colour crisp paan aroma and balanced bitterness of hops I believe the drink represents Lalu Prasad Yadav the best since hersquos always seen chewing a paanGregory Kroitzsh managing director Barking DeerMayawati Caesar SaladI would create a Caesar salad named after Mayawati because like Julius Caesar she too likes building statues and is vainShilarna Vaze chef and TV host