10acious City

Updated on: 03 January,2010 08:49 AM IST |
Sorabh Pant |

Comedian Sorabh Pant asks 10 important existential questions that could change your life... or not

Comedian Sorabh Pant asks 10 important existential questions that could change your life... or notu00a0

1. Isn't it weird that Red Riding Hood had to walk?

2. After Mann Ka Radio can we logically expect Lung Ka Microwave, Heart Ka Cell Phone and Spleen Ka Toaster?

3. Why do we only tip waiters? It seems less important if a waiter forgets your order, as opposed to a doctor forgetting your lung transplant.

4.u00a0 If I didn't live in Mumbai, how would I know the difference between two airports that are both called, CS International Airport?

6. If we can sneeze at 100 km/h, wouldn't an engine connected to my nose, beat a Nano?

7. Why do women go to toilets in twos?

I mean, if anyone required assistance to hold anything, it should be men.

8. Why do online tweets sound emptier and stupider than offline birds?

9. If books are supposed to be insightful, why do you feel like a misinformed moron after spending an hour on Facebook?

10. Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Seriously, if it wasn't Mr 1, Mr 2, or Mr 3, then who was it? Someone needs to confess.

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