A few days ago, BJP supporters set in motion their dream to make history in 2014 by doing something that has long been thought impossible; they made the Internet even stupider than it already was; a staggering feat when you consider that this is a network of people that spent the previous week hosting an impromptu Alok Nath cultural revival.

Before we go further, I would like to pause this piece here to wave goodbye to all the BJP supporters who have already set off for the comments section (in a rath) to shout at me for being a Congress agent who was paid in 2G spectrum left on my dresser by Rahul Gandhi as he left my flat in Adarsh society in a damaged Aston Martin whose accident Manmohan Singh confessed to. I just want to say, you are all wrong, I am not on the Congress’ payroll. For starters, they don’t pay half as well as the ISI.