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"Hmm! It looks nice."
"I don't care! How do I look?"
"Obese, balding, coarse, slovenly, bigoted, iniquitous, petulant ufffd"
"Put the dictionary back in your pocket! God! All this over a Zodiac shirt! Why did I let you come with me?"
"I don't know. Why did you?"
"Because my mom worships you. She trusts you with everything. Even me."
"Suddenly I feel the weight of the world on my shoulders. Oh! It's your hand."
"Quit being a pain and help me choose. Red or green?"
"Tough one. This is cotton, that's linen. This is chequered, that's striped. Dude! How about that one?"
"Oh! How did I miss this? Hmm! Not bad. Let me try it on. What the ufffdhow do you unbutton this?"
"Let me. No wonder you lead such an uneventful life."
"Really! Well if you are spending your Sunday evening here with me, that says something about your life, doesn't it? Aah, got it. What do you think?"
"More importantly, can you afford it?"
"Of course I can! Err ufffdwhat does the price tag say?"
"1649."
"You know what; I liked the green one better."
"1699."
"Let's get out of here. Phew! I thought CP merchandisers were going out of business!
"How about that shirt?"
"Naah! I'll never pull it off. Should I try that kurta?"
"Step inside and then we'll see. Uh, this one's cool, but only if you are planning to tie the knot."
"You never know. This one's too long."
"You'll save money on trousers."
"Shh! Dude ufffdno one's around. You think you can fit this into your bag?"
"Whaa ufffdWhy don't you pay for it?"
It's 1859. Come on! Be a sport!"
"Absolutely not! What about security cameras?"
"There aren't any. I'm positive. Just stuff this into the backpack, please!"
"Stop it! That sales guy's watching us!"
"No he is not. Quit being a baby!"
"He is coming this way! Drop it!"
"No way!"
"He's almost here! Drop it, drop it!"
"Oh ufffddude you dropped it! Look he's going upstairs."
"I'm never coming with you again. And I won't be sorry if your mom puts you under house arrest."
"But dude I need a new outfit!"
"Let's go back to Zodiac. I'll buy you the chequered shirt."