Of dos and dyes

With the first month of the year already behind us and as we wing our way into February, it is time to wonder...

Of dos and dyes

With the first month of the year already behind us and as we wing our way into February, it is time to wonder...

Whether, with milk prices supposed to be hiked by Rs 3 per litre, would one litre cost the same as one litre of petrol very soon?u00a0u00a0

Whether hair colour experts at a salon say that their job is all about do-or-dye moments?

Whether one spider asks another: Hey are you on the World Wide Web?

Whether India might hear of fierce debate on legalisation of gay marriages soon?

Whether with Valentine's Day around the corner, would two architects look into one another's eyes and say:
This is love at first site

Whether one head of hair tells another: Hey, I think there's an oil slick in that one

Whether hair colour experts at a salon say that their job is all about do-or-dye moments?

Whether the marine life in the sea scoffs at some fauna:u00a0 Oh he is such an old fossil!

Whether one slice of bread warns another, one more smart move and you're toast

Why male actors and models have gigantic biceps but very thin legs?

Why Viswanathan Anand does not croon to the pawns on the chess board: Rook-ja o jaane waale rook-ja mein toh rahi teri manzil ka

Whether Mumbai's dabbawallas would attend the wedding of Prince William and Kate in London on April 29 and whether their Camilla "bhabhi" has sent them an invite for the same?
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Why actor Nirupa Roy (in movies like Amar Akbar Anthony) coughed wildly in most movies and was always afflicted with tuberculosis?

Whether a book, which is ready to go into printing whispers to the other, I hope they don't make me wear a jacket and keep me a paperback as Mumbai is getting really hot these days?u00a0u00a0

Whether going green with envy is good for the environment?

Why plastic smiles at Page 3 cannot be recycled?

Whether you were at the Derby at Mahalaxmi yesterday and bought an expensive hat in excitement and now do not know what to do with it?

Whether it will be a while, till tourists return for a cruise on the Nile?

Why dear readers, you continue to read this tripe and even send me one-liners of your own like a reader Dr V Shah has done saying: whether shops that sell eggs the way you like them can be called: andas apna apna
And while on eggs, does former cricketer Sunil Gavaskar always have his eggs 'Sunny' side up?

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