For once it's not the Baadshah of Glycerine that people were pulling down
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What started out as just another waste-of-time-and-I-don't-have-anything-better-to-do-so-I-will-watch-Karan-prance-around-the-small-screen quickly turned into a jaw-dropping episode as the two girls unsheathed their manicured talons and dug them into some pretty well-established egos, even as they dimpled enchantingly through it all.u00a0u00a0u00a0u00a0
Current events like the probability of the Chief Minister of Karnataka being toppled (yawn, yet again!), and another minister/ bureaucrat/ secretary of state being dragged into a sex scandal-cum-swindle just couldn't hold a torch compared to the diva duo dressed in Valentino and sugar-coated barbs.
I would simply hate to be Shobha De, sorry forgot the pretentious second "a", Shobhaa De. Her granny panties must be all in a twist, as the two young little chicks hit her where it hurts the most (and that's not in her plastic derriere).
Reports suggest that one could have caught her with a thunderous frown, if her botox ever allowed her to display any expression. Her acid pen must be out now, her quill dripping in venom as she writes a rebuttal in her next column.
Shobhaa dahling, the pen might be mightier than the sword, but this time around, pretty claws definitely slit you finer than a sliver of salmon on a sushi roll.u00a0
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Ranbir Kapoor, in the mean time, must be pouting in a hot sulk in his make-up van.
If I was him, I wouldn't be showing my face in public for a while. When they were done with the Mistress of Bad Literature, they pounced on Ranbir, roasted and marinated him, and then threw him to the vultures outside.
The poor boy thought he was the biggest pin-up dreamboat of every girl in the country (watch the previous week's episode of Koffee with Karan for proof, where the combined IQ of both the boys seemed to be minus 200 and the jokes were flatter than their on-screen emoting) until they rated his sex appeal lower than a hapless bug on the ground.
But oh, they did call him a good "friend". Really now! Hardly a compliment to the shattered boy. He'll have to go back for a good dose of mummy before he'll have the confidence to hold up his head again.
The girls, briefly, did chew up Katrina. But then rapidly went back to the main courses.
After dinner Koffee must have lent at least two people we all know major heartburn.
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