I know I am not the first one to point out this humongous aspect of the average Indian male. But it is such a major sight across the length and breadth of the country that you just cannot let it pass by unnoticed. A majority of males have it, and a good majority of the ones who have it, flaunt it too!

What is it? Well, it's called the great Indian belly trick. Every lane in India the rural as well as urban jungles, in the rich and the poor neighbourhoods has scores of twin layered Michelin-tyres masquerading every hour. And what a sight to behold, it is.