Jojo Advanced Hair Studio, Chunilalal Zaveri Hair Transplant Clinic, Dr Hukku’s Hair Weaving Centre, Pappu Hair Loss Restortion Hospital... all miracle citadels, to return the Indian metrosexual to his crowning glory days.

Shane Warne telling us how hair replacement won him Liz Hurley. I keep looking at Virender Sehwag’s head and wonder which body part it got grafted from. (Hair weaving, the follicle version of au00a0heart bypass.)