Your chances of being offered membership in a political party may rise if you are accused of a serious crime. Representation pic

Let's assume you have no qualifications whatsoever. You've been awful at school, dropped out of college because big ideas have always petrified you, and don't know what words like integrity, commitment, honesty or conscience mean. You will, under these circumstances, probably arrive at the only possible route available for more and more people like you in today's India: Politics.