Updated On: 10 December, 2023 07:03 AM IST | Mumbai | Rahul da Cunha
“I am Alpha-male, got it… I’m the ultimate masculine man.” He attempted to walk through a glass door, hoping it would shatter, but it didn’t.

Illustration/Uday Mohite
Lobo Lobo, my cable TV guy came over last Friday night, he rang my doorbell incessantly—finally when I opened the door, he looked like the Superman of energy. He had his chest sticking out, his eyes were popping out of their sockets… he strode through my door, in slow motion, then stuck out his right foot and yelled at me menacingly.
“Lick my shoe!”