Updated On: 29 March, 2020 04:11 AM IST | Mumbai | Paromita Vohra
Sometimes I wonder: is this the result of watching too much TV Ramayana or speeches with too many metaphors, causing you to inhabit parallel realities?

Illustration/Uday Mohite
The hills are alive with the sound of grown up children scolding their parents.
My friend calls, irate. "Paro! Send me that article! Just now. So I can send it to my mum. You will not believe how she is behaving. She has gone next door to meet the neighbours who have just come back from out of town because, she says, I hardly ever get to see them! I've told her come back this minute! I'm going to put the fear of god into her."