Illustration/Uday Mohite

And, so my cable dude Lobo Lobo showed up at my doorstep on January 26 - huffing, puffing and holding a small flag of India. "First tings first… our PM gives long long bhashans about India, men, in wot is dat place? Davos. What kind of city name is 'Davos' men? Sounds like divorce?" I sensed this would be a long morning with Lobo Lobo. "What men, chhe men, how you men, it's all nonsense men, I'm bald ragged men," he rattled off.