Sorry Tiger, but the jokes are on you
Updated On: 07 December, 2009 09:35 AM IST | | Khalid A-H Ansari
In case you haven't as yet heard the Tiger Woods puns some corny doing the rounds here for the past few days
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In case you haven't as yet heard the Tiger Woods puns -- some corny --u00a0doing the rounds here for the past few days, here are a few for your enjoyment, with apologies to the legend's legion of diehard fans:
1 Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.
2u00a0 What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
3 Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
4 What was Tiger Woods and his wife were doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They'd gone clubbing.
5 Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.
6 Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
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