And so, India’s Chandrayaan-3 has soft landed on the Moon… ISRO has created a truly historic moment for the country—true to form Bollywood, Tollywood, Kollywood, even Hollywood have all jumped up, this is the opportunity, they all feel, to make a spectacular movie—blockbusters, biopics, B Grade thrillers, heralding the anxiety, the action of the achievement.

First off the blocks were the producers of the popular web series Made in Heaven. “Our title itself is so appropriate… we’re setting our season 3 on the moon, our two wedding planners will be busy organising ‘shaadis’ in an intergalactic universe—imagine they are match—making Uranusians with Martians, Saturnites and Plutonians, so we have some serious interstellar marital drama going on.”