When and how to protest

I thought of a Department of Genocidal Affairs over the past weekend The clarity of that thought surprised me because of how sensible it seemed given the state of our world and the way emotions have been spilling over everywhere one turnsThe department in question doesnrsquot exist of course but the reasons for its existence continued to appear the more I considered it I imagined a group of qualified men and women tasked simply with documenting atrocities around the world and letting us know whom to support and when I imagined a department we could turn to for guidance while trying to figure out what flags to add to our Facebook posts and what emoticons to include in WhatsApp status updates It would make our lives so much simpler because millions of confused Indians trying to express their anger towards the right target would receive all the guidance they neededTake the IsraelPalestine conflict for example Yes it has been going on for decades but we didnrsquot have TikTok at the time so only recent murders presumably count When the latest onesided attacks began a few months ago the government helpfully nudged us towards supporting Israel because of a longstanding relationship between our countries But then Israel began asking India for cheap labour in the form of human resources which for me muddied the waters a little I understand that silence on our governmentrsquos part was probably inevitable because itrsquos not as if jobs for those poor Indians could magically be conjured overnight after a decade of failure Still it made me wonder if I was rooting for the right side A Department of Genocidal Affairs could have helpedThere are always other troubling scenarios emerging or playing out around the world all of which require attention Darfur and Sudan for instance have seen renewed attacks against civilians by the Sudanese Armed Forces and Rapid Support Forces There has been violence reported against religious minorities in Nigeria and conflicts in Northern Syria and Iraq We have also heard about the genocide of ethnic minorities in Myanmar as well as massacres of ethnic groups in Ethiopia and Democratic Republic of Congo This isnrsquot even counting warnings issued for Armenia Iran Yemen and Lebanon all of which are reportedly on the brink of humanitarian crises Luckily when it comes to Russiarsquos attacks on Ukraine we already have clarity on which country to support based on where Hindi cinema is more popular The point I make is this there is enough going on to justify the need for a department that can track these developments fulltimeI foresee arguments against this obviously such as why invest in a department documenting atrocities in countries that have nothing to do with us Or where will we find the funds I suppose the first is a valid point given that no such incidents ever occur in India If acts that could be defined as genocidal were to take place within our borders itrsquos not as if we wouldnrsquot be outraged and know exactly whom to blame If people were massacred in Gujarat for example or Manipurmdashtwo states chosen at random for no specific reasonmdashwe would be protesting on the streets and making sure those responsible were in jail because we are not a banana republic My response then is that a department like this could act as a moral compass for the rest of the world After all we have always been looked upon as a peaceloving nation that has never flirted with fascismUltimately our Department of Genocidal Affairs could rival global peacekeeping organisations like the United Nations which would be great for Indiarsquos image abroad I can see it now a building taller than the Statue of Unity with an image of the honourable Prime Minister on its faccedilade Think of the good it could do by drawing attention to wrongs that need to be rightedI intend to create a proposal outlining the benefits of such a department and mailing it to the government I will also consider the costs involved and list possible resources from which money can be diverted Maybe we can consider shutting down statutory bodies that donrsquot do anything and utilise those funds for something like this instead I thought about the National Commission for Women in India for one which hasnrsquot done anything in recent memory because Indian women are so safe Why not shut it down and use those funds to create this insteadWhen he isnrsquot ranting about all things Mumbai Lindsay Pereira can be almost sweet He tweets lindsaypereiraSend your feedback to mailbagmiddaycomThe views expressed in this column are the individualrsquos and donrsquot represent those of the paper