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1. Get along with the staff. Like Socks before you, you may eventually end up living with one of them.
2. Make friends with Joe Biden's German shepherd puppy Champ. Everybody in Washington needs an ally.
3. Insist on lots of exercise. The Obamas are into working out in a big way. They can make you part of their exercise routine.
4. Learn a trick maybe the fist bump. It's big in the family and will help you fit in.