Make room for the Fart-ist!

Everyone dreams of a stable career but this one in particular isnrsquot your ordinary type Paul Oldfield was just a regular old guy in the UK practising yoga until one day he stumbled upon a skill thatrsquod land him a spot on Guinness World Records Discovering his ability to inhale through his anus controlling his gas output Paul took to practising his newly obtained skill meticulouslyMr Methane as he makes a guest appearance on TV PICFACEBOOKMR METHANEAfter making his iconic mdash or rather breathtaking mdash appearances on shows like Britainrsquos Got Talent Paul now going by Mr Methane began capitalising on his unique skill making that his zeal drive and ambition Dating back to his ye olde high school days in the 1980s Paul has been turning his fart into art for decades making him the longest performing flatulist in the worldDecked out in his superhero suit Mr Methane flatulently renders songs like Blue Danube and Another One Bites the Dust by Queen to the beat Despite being tagged with the label ldquodisgusting creaturerdquo Mr Methane remains undeterred and evercomposed setting the perfect example of persistence and a hint of shamelessness making him rightfully worthy of his spot on Guinness World Records So the next time you want to let it out in public just know that Mr Methane would be nodding with enthusiastic approvalJust do itAge is truly ldquojust a numberrdquoPICGUINNESS WORLD RECORDSAt the mere age of three Caleb Stewart began his journey impacting people with his wellarticulated communication Earning the title of ldquoMasterrdquo in reading when he was two years old Caleb firmly believes in the importance of reading as emphasised in his speeches Now at age 11 Caleb works to make reading accessible to everyone by hosting book popups and speaking at elementary schools inspiring kids his age to pick up a book and read With a clear ambition of working in education when he grows up Calebrsquos impact is nothing short of impressive reminding us that age is just a number not defining our competenciesMeOwLittle kitty may have caused some massive damage A UK man suffered carcrashlevel injuries after tripping over his cat The paramedics revealed he had a fractured skull and broken neck nine broken ribs and two fractures in the spine It wouldrsquove been a really funny way to die thoughThe big revealAt 30000 ft above the ground this young couple threw a historical gender reveal celebration to a flight full of strangers The cabin was filled with excitement as the couple scooped up the cake with a glass revealing the blue frosting Itrsquos a BOYFreakishly accuratePICSNEW YORK POSTA psychic and Japanese graphic artist presented her vision of a major disaster to occur in the summer of 2025 sparking panic and cancellations Outlined in her 2021 release The Future I Saw she predicts a disaster to occur on July 5 2025 Is doomsday upon us allHoly WHAT NowPICINSTAGRAMHEATHTHORPETherersquos nothing quite unique about a braggy trend from time to time but this one impels us to drop everything and go get that airball moment for ourselves The term ldquoAirballrdquo is basketball lingo for a shot so bad it misses the basket entirely Such a video starts with a statement like ldquotold himher I like to driverdquo followed by an extremely famous F1 driver going lsquoholy fg airballrsquo revealing what theyrsquore truly capable of Itrsquos a way to brag about your achievements and to that we say ldquoYou go girlrdquo If you love beating those loser allegations and proving the masses wrong this trend is for youA ray of hopePICNEW YORK POSTMaybe our generation is not all that dystopian Gratitude is taking the spotlight and itrsquos hopefully not uncool anymore The millennials have taken the Internet by storm talking about the sweet posthangout texts bringing back small mdash but mdash meaningful gestures Some may call it cringeworthy but to be cringe is to be free