This hamster cycle of homosexual hate needs to stop. How about we enter 2020 with nicer, gay men instead of entering a heated argument over who's better - Britney Spears or Madonna?

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Dear Santa,
Here's a tiny disclaimer before we get straight to business. I am not your usual target audience. For one, I am 30 years old and agnostic. I am also gay.
Ding ding ding. You don't get a lot of us in your mail, do you? Why does a 30-year-old agnostic, gay man even believe in Santa, you'd ask?