It is time to ring it on

Ohhhh, Ring Ring why don't you give me a call..." blares the Abba hit from a mobile next to me on the bus, and I think 'Gosh! This lady is needy!'

It is time to ring it on

Ohhhh, Ring Ring why don't you give me a call..." blares the Abba hit from a mobile next to me on the bus, and I think 'Gosh! This lady is needy!' Whether you realise it or not, perfect strangers can stereotype you by just the ringtone you choose for your mobile.u00a0 Research shows that at least 50 percent of mobile users, essentially in the age group of 18-30 have downloaded ringtones at least once. Most use different ringtones for different callers they are frequently in touch with, for instance home, spouse, boss... which alerts them to the caller without even checking the screen.u00a0 Ringtones are seen as a way of personalisation so in a crowded place you don't need to check your phone every time someone else's beeps. It's also a way of expressing your personality. All the more reason then, why one should think twice before selecting a ringtone. Here's what some commonly used ringtones say about you:

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Default ringtone
Mobiles come with a selection of default ringtones. If you are using one of those it probably means that you are too busy to be bothered with searching for a ringtone, you do not mind conforming and perhaps also, that you are very budget conscious and do not wish to spend on a ringtone.

Silent ringtone
People who leave their phone on silent or vibrator show that they are considerate of those around them and do not wish to subject them to loud noise. Also, it could show an intellectual bent of mind u2014 the strong, silent type!

Popular Bollywood number
You would be a conformist, eager to fit in and be a part ofu00a0 certain group. You are also most likely to change your ringtone as per the latest blockbuster showing a lack of individuality.

Animal sound ringtone
If your phone barks, clucks or even coos like a cuckoo, then you are an avid nature lover. Of course if you have a lion's roar, you probably like the shock factor!

Obscene language
Having to start your day with a barrage of bad language is hardly the sign of a normal, balanced person. You probably have a masochistic streak in you, call the psych quick!

Soft music, golden oldies
You are a romantic at heart and not afraid to show it. Words of advice though; reserve this ringtone only for those who truly hold a special place in your life.

There are many other types of ringtones that one could adopt including jazz and classical music. Just remember that while it's all right to want to flaunt your personality, it's best if your phone went on silent at the workplace, you really don't want your boss to listen to 'chiggy wiggy with you' when he's having a bad day!

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CV bloopers
Getting a job these days is highly difficult. And if your CV comes with these howlers, then your chances of getting a job are almost negligible. Read on and laugh out loud:
>>I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them know of my immediate availability.
>>Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I can act on short notice. I'm a class act and do not come cheap.
>>I intentionally omitted my salary history. I've made money and lost money. I've been rich and I've been poor. I prefer being rich.

>>Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job.
>>Number of dependents: 40.
>>Marital Status: Often. Children: Various.
>>Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.

Reasons for leaving the last job:
>>Responsibility makes me nervous.
>>They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn't work under those conditions.
>>Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, as well as cockroaches.
>>I was working for my mom until she decided to move.
>>The company made me a scapegoat just like my three previous employers."

Job responsibilities
>>Please call me after 5:30am because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job.
>>My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.
>>I procrastinate especially when the task is unpleasant.

Physical disbilities
>>Minor allergies to house cats and Mongolian sheep

Personal interests
>>Donating blood. 14 gallons so far.

CV typos
>>Education: College, August 1880-May 1984.
>>Work experience: Dealing with customers' conflicts that arouse.

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