In a time when the city is on edge and hearts race a little bit faster, people are wary, and then there is a tension in the air that seems to crackle like an electricity wire, it may be time to loosen those stressful knots and laugh a bit.
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In a time when the city is on edge and hearts race a little bit faster, people are wary, and then there is a tension in the air that seems to crackle like an electricity wire, it may be time to loosen those stressful knots and laugh a bit.
So this columnist is wondering...
Whether guitars and violins smile cheekily and tell each other, "Well, strum's the word."
Whether one stiletto tells another one which is ailing, stiletto, 'heel' thyself.
Whether chess pawns whisper to each other once they are back in their box, "Hey, that guy Viswanathan Anand seems to make all the right moves."
Whether one packet of butter tells another, that loaf seems quite well-bred.
Whether anything will happen to Mr Suresh Kalmadi and Co post the Commonwealth Games or will everything be forgotten.
Whether cricket umpires of the world will unite and start a campaign called 'the umpire strikes back'..
Whether one snake tells another, "You know we have made hiss-tory at the Commonwealth Games Village."
Whether one iron tells another, "You know, wonders never c(r)ease."
Whether a CD can be treated by an orthopaedic doctor for a slipped disc.
Whether a Mercedes beckons a BMW and asks, "Hey, do you know where I could get a copy of the car-masutra?"
With balm making its Bollywood breakthrough, can band aid be far behind, can we have a song that say, "Munna Johnson band aid hua, darrrling tere liye."
Whether one humpback tells another in the sea, "I don't know about you, but I am having a whale of a time at this party."
Why theaters showing the Friday release Khichdi do not sell sabudana khichdi in cinema halls instead of caramel popcorn.
u00a0Whether one leopard asks another, "Hey, have you heard of 'spot' fixing? It's the new cricketing phenomenon."
Whether the city's pricey dieticians guarantee one thing ufffd if not you, certainly your wallet will get slimmer at th eh end of this weight loss programmme.
Why a plate of Chinese hakka noodles does not wiggle its hips and sing the Shakira song with a new twist, "Hakka hakka, yeah, yeah, this time for China."
Whether share market experts who have just watched Dabbang say to each other, "Hey, the Sensex looks to be on a (Chul)bul run these days."
Why Mumbai maids do not arm-wrestle with actor John Abraham because they too have great bai-ceps.
Why are you reading this tripe, anyway?u00a0u00a0u00a0u00a0u00a0u00a0u00a0
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