Frenz, lately I have come to hear that according to some people the whole world can be organised, like Rajdhani train meals, into veg and non-veg. They are pretty clear about this. But I am not.

Food of course can be veg, or non-veg. In India, some jokes are designated non-veg, because, like tandoori chicken, they are about the pleasures of the flesh. Nowadays some people think that Urdu is also non-veg—a journalist recently tried to carry out an attack, mera matlab hai, sting operation, on a Haldirams package because it had something written in Urdu, which the journalist seemed to believe was the official language of non-veg.