Bengaluru's La Bordello has developed a web conversation-mapping software, and plans for a Mumbai branch are underway

In a year from now, you will be able to hire a conversation, courtesy La Bordello. That's Spanish for brothel, but don't get ideas just yet. This is the harem of the aesthete, the garden of the noetic, says the official website. It's a conversation service launched in Bengaluru by software engineers Sriram CS and Ramanan Subramani.
If you pick a restaurant affiliated to La Bordello, like Little Italy for instance, you can hire a 'tooker' (an intellectual h**ker).

Software engineers Sriram CS and Ramanan Subramani plan to launch
La Bordello in Mumbai next year. Seen here at Bengaluru's Little Italy. Pic/Sanjay Md

The tooker will regale you with conversation on movies, music, art, biking, philosophy and martial arts, for Rs 1,000. A meal is thrown in for good measure.

Subramani says they'd like to launch a branch in Mumbai, and that "should take another year".Meanwhile, the duo is developing a software to map conversations online. "Vtook is like an automated DNA. The software shows you the mental framework of a conversation. There are a million ramifications of any conversation, depending on the topic you begin with, and the varied subjects you end up touching on during the course of the conversation.

Meanwhile, here are some 'La Bordello' terms to chew on:

Teeker: An individual seeking a conversationalist
Tooker: A conversationalist on hire.
Torgy: An intellectual orgy
Talkgasm: Go figure!
For details, log on to www.tooker.in

The conversation map ought to be up and running in four months.u00a0

Debuts in: 2011