How about Yolk Sabha polls?

Whether a cow gets a moo-bile bill or a lioness makes her little one a c(l)ub sandwich, the columnist has a lot to wonder about

How about Yolk Sabha polls?

Whether a cow gets a moo-bile bill or a lioness makes her little one a c(l)ub sandwich, the columnist has a lot to wonder about

Ho gayi balle balle! Is doing the bhangra in public and disturbing peace a non-balle-ble offence?

Whether a cow gets a moo-bile bill at the end of each month...

Whether the beggars might soon demand blue chip shares...

Whether a loaf of bread might scream discrimination on the grounds of colour since people now opt for brown bread instead of white...

Whether a wallet tells a handbag, it is recession you better tighten your purse strings...

Whether eggs who hold an election will call it the Yolk Sabha polls...

Whether horses invited to a Page 3 party are the 'hooves who' of the equestrian world...

Whether one sock tells another: why don't you foot the bill?

Whether Raj Travels would offer tourism in space shortly and elongate its catch line to 'Rome ma ras-puri; Paris ma patra and Moon ma muthia'...

Whether doing the bhangra in public and disturbing the piece is a non-balle-ble offence...

Whether one sheep tells another, I must get myself a designer wool coat, I wonder if Ralph Lauren makes those?

Whether a sofa in the sex trade has no option but to be a casting couch...

Whether a pair of spectacles caught for an offence says to the police, I have been framed...

Whether a lioness tells her little one, should I make you a c(l)ub sandwich?

Whether a sauce bottle thinks to itself: I think I should try and ketchup with the Jones...

Whether yoga teachers are admired because they have the courage of their contortions...

Why one weight machine whispers to the other at the gym; look at all these dumb bell(e)s and these treadmills are so run-of-the-mill, dahling?

Why are you reading this tripe, anyway?

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