An object of passion

After marrying a sex doll, a professional acting teacher says he has fallen head over heels for an ashtray

Yuri Tolochko, who is known for marrying his specially designed sex doll in November, has found a new love match—a giant ashtray he wants to adorn with an artificial vagina. He claimed it was only when he arranged a photoshoot with the butt receptacle that he discovered he had feelings for it.

“I liked it—the smell of it, the touch of metal on my skin. It’s fantastic,” he proudly declared. “I like the touch of sharp metal on my skin, it excites me so I think you can understand what attracts me to this ashtray.”

Tolochko met his new love while estranged from his wife, a sex doll he has named Margo. He claims that he’s been dating his ashtray for a couple of months now, and while his new love is older, he is of the “age ain’t nuthin’ but a number” mindset.  “I generally like things with history,” Tolochko said. “I love that this is not a new ashtray—it has had contact with a really large number of people.” 

Tolochko, who hypes himself as an opera director, acting teacher, public speaker and performer, now aims to enter the streaming porn industry to better entertain his 1,08,000 Instagram followers.

The man, who has turned a million stomachs with his globally viral shenanigans, stressed that he does engage in sexual intercourse with humans sometimes, but prefers engaging with “objects” much more frequently.

Tolochko has agalmatophilia?

Tolochko’s far-fetched fetish could actually be a real paraphilia which is commonly defined as “a condition characterised by abnormal sexual desires, typically involving extreme or dangerous activities,” in the Oxford Dictionary. Sometimes referred to as “agalmatophilia,” it’s a kink in which individuals “derive sexual arousal from an attraction to (usually nude) statues, dolls, mannequins and/or other similar body shaped objects,” according to Dr Mark Griffiths, a psychologist.

Break ke baad!

Fastest-accelerating roller coaster has shut down because riders keep breaking their bones

Do-Dodonpa, the world’s fastest-accelerating roller coaster, has been temporarily closed after a number of people broke their backs or necks after riding it in the last nine months. Located in the Fuji-Q Highland Park, in Fujiyoshida, Japan, the Do-Dodonpa roller coaster has been operating since 2001, offering riders an adrenaline-fueled experience. It is famous for being able to accelerate from 0 to 180 km (112 miles) per hour in just 1.56 seconds, which makes it the world’s fastest-accelerating roller coaster. Despite its “super death” speed, Do-Dodonpa had never been associated with rider injuries until December of last year, when people started suffering bone injuries after going on the roller-coaster which makes the string of injures stranger. Six cases have been reported since, four of which involved broken back or necks.

This bear loves to steal

A Connecticut woman, who had a package stolen from her front step, discovered the culprit was a black bear. Kristin Levine, of Bristol, posted home surveillance video on Facebook on Monday, showing the bear sauntering across her driveway with the Amazon package in its mouth. The bear ended up dropping off the parcel in a neighbour’s yard.

Couple’s crazy combo collapse

One idiotic couple decided to combine the highly dangerous milk crate TikTok challenge for their gender reveal party, which had disastrous results. In the video, the man is seen scaling the milk crate Kilimanjaro, while holding a parcel containing either blue or pink powder. During the unceremonious fall, the blue powder gets released into the air, signifying that the baby is a boy.

19 tarantuals, 1 python left behind by tenant

A Maine landlord arranged for the rescue of 15 tarantulas and one python that had been left behind by a tenant. Animal rescuer Drew Desjardins was called to the apartment in Auburn. He found that four of the 19 tarantulas had died and that the ball python did not have water. Desjardins said that he took the surviving animals back to his home and that they were doing fine.

Woman eats world’s saddest bacon sandwich

A woman was served what was dubbed the “world’s saddest bacon sandwich”, on Ryanair flight for £4.70. It consisted of two disproportionately small and sad rashers resting on what appears to be dry bread. There was no tomato ketchup to be seen, and certainly no lettuce leaves to give some texture to the mouthful.

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